DVD REVIEW OF “FUCKIN’AROUND THE HOUSE” BY LAVENDER LOUNGE STUDIOS
Who knew Alessio Romero and Dirk Caber were so domestic. While Alessio is making a batch of what I assume is whipped cream, Dirk is washing dishes. With dollops of whipped cream as the start, the two can’t control themselves in the kitchen anymore. Hairy and tattooed, Alessio is forever a dreamboat and Dirk, hearty and in shape with a clipped beard, can have quite a wild side to him. Alessio sucks Dirk’s cock with noise and moisture. Some slapping, some spitting, some kissing and the guys change places so Dirk can inhale Alessio’s thick cock. Luckily, they have a sizey kitchen because Dirk crouches upon it so his butt can be at Alessio’s face level for a loud snazzy rimming. Dirk manages to tongue his way through the hairy in Alessio’s ass so he too can give an ass-munch. Not only is it sizey, but the kitchen counter is also durable because that’s where Dirk fucks Alessio. Dirk is a pushy top, but when you have a mountain of a man like Alessio, you’re in no danger of breaking him. They guys flip and Alessio pounds Dirk bent over the venerable kitchen counter. Using the two square feet of counter space gets a little old after a while, so why not take advantage of what looks like a very clean floor? Dirk rides Alessio, who is flat on the floor. Dirk cums on Alessio’s hairy chest and then Alessio drops a load onto Dirk’s.
Perhaps I’m the only one wondering what happened to the whipped cream? If it’s just going to go to waste, I’ll take it …
On a ratty blue couch in the living room, is Derrick Hanson, who has been in porn since the 1830s and never seems to age. He relaxes with his nipple piercings and tattoos while bearded Cy Stone, also with ink and rings, blows him. Derrick comes to life when presented with Cy’s butt, which he licks lovingly. They enter into a rimming 69 with the camera virtually on their tongues. Derrick gives Cy a bit of a blowjob (Cy sports another piece of jewelry right where his dick meets his balls. Neither has any intention of leaving the couch and since it’s large, they can even fuck on it. Derrick does Cy, right below Cy’s tramp-stamp tattoo. Cy rides as well and a few positions later, the guys are pumping furiously to spill a little cum.
Real-life lovers Tommy Lazzari and Lance Navarro are up next. Perhaps they live in the same house as Derrick and Cy because they use the same couch! They laugh as they work, with Lance telling Tommy to “breathe through your nose” and then counting down while Tommy triumphantly deep-throats Lance’s enormous cock. Tommy obviously has lot of experience, but they make a show of it, though the giddiness kind of undermines any serious momentum. But, then again, why shouldn’t they have fun? Lance does the choke-and-gag routine on Tommy. Tommy may not know how to brush his hair, but he deep-throats Lance like a champ. Tommy munches on Lance’s butt and then fucks it. Lance’s wincing and bleats are not very convincing, but they do egg Tommy on. Missionary works better because the guys can watch each other. Lance does some bouncing as well. The cutesy jokes wear thin, but it’s clear these guys truly do enjoy each other. After an eternity of fucking, Tommy’s mouth is drafted into action again because it’s the surest way to make Lance cum.
I think it’s a safe assumption to say that the blue couch doesn’t get much washing, so by the final scene, again with Derrick Hanson, but this time using Dane Coraggio as a playmate, the germ count must be … well, let’s not think about it. Dane slides his mouth down Derrick’s cock ably, keeping Derrick happy with a deep-throat. Derrick wears a snarl on his face that all but says, “you’re here for my pleasure, keep your holes occupied.” A blowjob of Dane proves futile, so Derrick instead rims him, which goes better. Naturally enough, it’s followed by a fuck, Derrick definitely giving Dane a hearty plow. Derrick does manage to get them into some interesting positions. Derrick cums easily, but it takes longer for Dane, though it’s a gigantic burst, well worth waiting for.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding.
NOTE: All scenes on this DVD are also available at: LAVENDERLOUNGE.COM