Harley Shadow from XX Factor (XXFactor.com) gave a wonderful review of my DVD, “Fuckin’ Around The House”! Each individual scene is also available to view on LavenderLounge.com.
Now I’ve been known to shred director Mark Kliem and Lavender Lounge for patchwork films that have some good looking guys, but lackadaisical action. Some of the scenes have been, dare I say, dull and have left me reaching for my iron and laundry or my coupons and scissors. However, Fuckin’ Around the House left me reaching for lube and a spankerchief. Four fantastic scenes of kissing, sucking, rimming, and fucking with some of the best porn stars in the biz help create the studios’ best film, and one film you won’t want to loan.
I don’t know if it’s the star power; you can’t go wrong when you have the likes of Alessio Romero, Dirk Caber or Derrick Hansen in your film, but Kliem has created a really good film for audiences that will have them focusing on the screen and the hardening lumps in their shorts. Like I said, I always like a good and welcome surprise and Fuckin’ Around the House is that.
Two of my favorites — Romero and Caber — start the film. The guys are very domestic: Caber washes dishes as Romero whips up a tasty treat for dinner. They realize the tasty treats are in front of their faces and soon enough the guys are licking, biting and nibbling on each other. If the stove is gas and they cook over an open flame, that flame isn’t as hot as the action between them. They paw, lick, suck, and kiss each other before they lose their shorts and start sucking with a wild fervor. Both guys devour and deepthroat each other’s cocks before they 69 on the countertop, where they also rim each other’s hairy buttholes. Romero fucks Caber’s hairy hole on the countertop and on the floor (I’m sure there’s a joke in there about wipes or cleansers) and the chemistry and energy between them is flammable and awesome. They desire and crave each other, and would much rather be fucking and sucking all over the kitchen than cleaning or baking. Can you blame them? In the end, Caber cums all over Romero’s hairy tummy while getting fucked, and then Romero cums all over Caber’s hairy chest. Talk about domestic bliss.
Hansen appears in two scenes, one with Dane Corragio to end the film, and one with tattooed Cy Stone. In both scenes Hansen plays a very dominant, controlling type of role like I’ve never seen him take on. It’s intoxicating and titillating, and he does it so well that you’ll wish you were Stone and Corragio. In both scenes Stone and Corragio make out with the lean and muscular Hansen, then they worship his hard cock. They suck, deepthroat, lick and please his cock before they get their holes rimmed with as much intent and pleasure as their cocksucking was. Hansen then rewards his boys with a punishing and relentless fuck that would leave many unable to walk and pretty sore. Both guys take the fucking really well, but as much as I loved the submissive Stone with his punk-ish look and willingness, I also really liked Corragio’s performance. Corragio looked like a reserved type of guy in his Batman briefs, but once he gets on Hansen’s cock, both orally and anally, he’s a wild stallion, and when he feels like he’s not getting enough, pushes his back on Hansen to get him deeper into his hungry hole.
In between Hansen’s scenes is a playful and light-hearted one with Tommy Lazzari and hairy Lance Navarro. Both smile, giggle and have a really fun time messing around. Like the other scenes, they kiss and suck, but they also jack-off themselves and each other while feeling the other’s sinewy body. I can’t stress enough how great this is because of the playfulness and the light feel, and that, along with the attractive men, makes this a must watch, and make it just as good as the other scenes. Lazarri eventually fucks Navarro, and even then both smile in pleasure and delight as Lazarri mixes the fuck up with passion, sensuality and aggression before they both shoot.
When I saw Fuckin’ Around the House in my list of films to review I was kind of blah, but as they say, don’t judge a book by its cover. A welcome surprise with hot sex, playful sex, and beautiful men who love to please each other equate to one really good film that won’t leave you disappointed.
The DVD has scene selection and trailers; 104 minutes.